Special Delivery

There was a hubbub out at StubHub
About a misplaced tub from GrubHub
A tub full of KFC no BFD but OMG
That tub contained no chicken, see?
Thus the hubbub, because some scrub from GrubHub
Got distracted by dub delivering a turkey club
And lost a KFC tub full of cocaine, not grub!
(Some call the guy a schlub, but most do prefer scrub)
So the scrub tried to hide in a nearby shrub
Caught his belt on a branch
In his struggles, lost his pants
But not his cool! He stayed quiet, fool!

So while the drug barons caused hubbub
Outside of StubHub
He was as quiet as a meatball sub
Soon the barons gave up, went away.
The scrub was all, “Hey! I think I’m OK!”
The barons’ cabriolet headed for the freeway
Trailing a fading wake of some old Beyonce.
“What a close call!” said the scrub
Now that the hubbub’d abated.
But the scrub should have waited!

For the scrub was heard to speak
By a GrubHub client named Bryant
Who’d been tryin’ some Greek grub earlier that week
And whose credit card had been stolen by the scrub, so to speak
The scrub used it to buy a week’s worth of fenugreek
Now, Bryant was a mobster on a poker losing streak
Who’d lost his pinky ring when he went out to take a leak
He was really in no mood for the fenugreek freak
So he shot him six times.