Remainders
The wild boys are calling.
poetry
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This poetic opus, based on a true story, delivers a scathing indictment of the modern gig economy, while maintaining a keen-eyed focus on sandwiches and organized crime.
Ozymandias III: Spinning the Wheel
The long-awaited third installment in the Ozymandias trilogy is a searing look at love and life through the prism of a roulette wheel. Take that, Percy Bysshe Shelley!
Demonic Dithering
Just in time for Halloween, this terrifying poem is guaranteed to make you wet your pants in terror. Or at least yawn mildly.
Haiku Cycle No. 3
Allow the breathtaking imagery and sensual florishes to sweep you away to a world of poesy and whatnot…
Tailor Style
Another award-winning poetic opus, this time focusing on an unscrupulous tailor and his cost-cutting ways.
Ozymandias II: Always Bet on Black
Think of this sequel to Shelley’s bleak classic as more of a reboot, really, in that it has very little to do with the original poem at all. Look on my work, ye readers, and despair!
The Fishmonger’s Dilemma
When it comes to poems involving variations of the word ‘fishmonger,’ this one takes the prize! The Pulitzer Prize, that is.
Of a Tuesday Evening, Shades Drawn
A poetic glimpse into a gothic netherworld of intrigue and alleged foot pain.
The L.A. Clippers Haiku Cycle
Another batch of basketball-themed haikus, sure to stir and enthrall in equal measure.