Burt Reynolds’ moustache
Wilts in the afternoon heat
Goddamn Florida
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Stockton in summer
Sweaty thighs stick to vinyl
Wish I had cloth seats
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Stockton in winter
Foggy as a witch’s teat
Were such teats foggy
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Monica Seles
Drank Gatorade between sets
Electrolytes, ya’ll!
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Terrycloth bath towel
Drip drips on the bathroom tile
Oh gross, that’s urine!
Overripe haiku
rain softly, like figs gently
squishing underfoot.